Three men arrive at heaven’s gates on Christmas Eve, greeted by Saint Peter, who has a challenge for them. “To enter heaven tonight, you must show me something that represents Christmas.” The first man lights a match. “This is a Christmas candle,” he says confidently. “Very creative,” Saint Peter nods,
letting him through. The second man jingles his keys. “These are Christmas bells,” he grins.
“Not bad!” Saint Peter agrees, opening the gates. The third man pulls out a pair of,
red panties. Confused, Saint Peter asks, “And how are these related to Christmas?” The man smirks, “They’re Carol’s.” The Hungover Husband’s Christmas Surprise – Paul wakes up groggy after his company’s Christmas party, unsure of how he got home. He notices a glass of water, aspirin, and a red rose on his nightstand. The room is spotless, his clothes are neatly folded, and a note from his wife reads: “Breakfast is ready, and I’ve gone to get groceries for your favorite dinner. Love you!”Paul, baffled,
asks his son what happened. “You got home drunk, smashed into the door, and broke the coffee table,” his son replies. “Then why is everything so perfect?” Paul asks. His son shrugs, “When Mom tried to help you, you yelled, ‘Leave me alone! I’m married!’”
